Answer to why I am still single

My last post I talked about how I answer the question “Why are you still single” but the truth is, have you seen what is out there? I have checked out sites like Match, I have looked at posts on Craigslist, and let me tell you the choices are not at all what I am looking for.  Some of the listings found on Craigslist:

Incest fantasy? – 33 (Chicago)


Date: 2011-06-05,  7:41PM CDT
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Any one else into this? I’m especially interested in Daddy/Daughter role play. Hope to hear from you..  Really? Are you serious?

Older seeks younger – 52 (Chicago)


Date: 2011-06-05,  7:19PM CDT

 

Slim attractive woman sought by successful,attractive man for lover/friend.I’m caucasian 6ft 185 fit,athletic very intelligent and humorous.No games or suburbs,just quality time.love good wine and 420 friendly. Hmmm… sorry, I live in the burbs, and am not into drugs…

Will you be my feisty yet submissive sex kitten?  – 38


Date: 2011-06-05,  6:29PM CDT


Look at that!! … I actually got you to click. 🙂

My viewpoint is that all of the feminist baloney has screwed up male/female relationships and gender roles over the last 40+ years.  I am an educated, smart, athletic, masculine alpha male with a professional job, and am looking for a younger lady that wants a more traditional type of dating relationship.

What does this mean?  Here is a limited brainstorm:  I pay for our dates, and you are appreciative and accept it.  I do nice things for you and admire your feminine kindness, and you show me respect.  I take you out for dinner, and you dress very nicely and act like a lady.  I take you on trips, and you are very appreciative and make things as exciting as you can for us.  I seduce you . . . and you respond to my seduction and enjoy it immensely.

If you really like being a woman, and enjoy being treated like one by a physically, mentally and spirtually strong man I think you should write.  Bonus points if you are into outdoor activities, sports and travel. So basically you don’t want me to think or have any input. Really?

And this is just a sampling of what is out there on Craigslist… the other sites are not much better. So you wonder why I am single.  

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2 responses to “Answer to why I am still single

  1. LOL!!! This is why I’m still single too…. too many crazies out there! And simply glancing at Craiglist will remind you of that if you ever forget it.

  2. 🙂 Thanks for reading! It is simply amazing how many weirdos are out there… maybe one day we will find great ones!

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